Whatever it was, you failed at it. Seriously.

Your Father Must Be So Proud

Failed

Couldn't apply yourself huh?

Failed

9 out of 10 Doctors believe you should just end yourself as soon as these symptoms surface...

Failed

Just like the little engine who couldn't... 

Consider #Suicide

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